The slimy downfall of Nickelodeon

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea…

If you can answer that question, Nickelodeon was a part of your childhood. The cable network revolutionized children’s media and has become engrained in the memories of Millennials and Gen Z. But for Gen Alpha, that may not be the case.

The channel is now a shell of what it used to be, to the point where viewership of new episodes of its…